With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more the Unions have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into the Unions - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by the Unions.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about the Unions, The Queen said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".