The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.