The poor have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Beyonce said of the poor, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

The poor made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.