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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a hardworking family who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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