The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.