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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles urinating on the Union Jack was Jim Davidson who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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