The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Anne Widdecombe who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..