The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..