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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Jeremy Clarkson who today said kill the commie swine.


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