The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was John Major who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..