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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals selling heroin to the unions was Vince Cable who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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