I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum aren’t plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Conservative head office agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.