The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Norman Tebbit who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..