Charlie Harvey

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I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Getting away with arson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t getting away with arson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells agrees with me, saying today, "the lady’s not for turning".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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