The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are hacking the Gibson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy hacking the Gibson was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..