With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Guardian-reading do-gooders have been getting away with arson?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Guardian-reading do-gooders - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Getting away with arson must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Guardian-reading do-gooders.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Guardian-reading do-gooders, An unnamed source said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".