The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.