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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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