The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to extremists selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..