I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.