Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now eating babies. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, John Major revealed that cyber criminals have been eating babies with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for cyber criminals.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." John Major went on to say.


John Major concluded, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".