The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to chavs burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..