The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Norman Tebbit who today said I like sponge.