The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into primary school children was Nick Clegg who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..