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Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen enviro-Mental-ists involved in eating babies on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to enviro-Mental-ists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Enviro-Mental-ists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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