Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Guardian-reading do-gooders have been plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jonathan Aitkin has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life: The True Face Of Evil", Jonathan Aitkin says, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Guardian-reading do-gooders. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.