The Mail has learned that homosexuals are responsible for injecting crack into primary school children.

Has the world gone mad? Homosexuals are injecting crack into primary school children with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The English People, who said "read my lips; no new taxes"