I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting to kidnap a senior royal is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t plotting to kidnap a senior royal in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.