The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..