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The Mail has learned that cyber criminals are responsible for urinating on the Union Jack.

Has the world gone mad? Cyber criminals are urinating on the Union Jack with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Paul Dacre, who said "the day of the yob is upon us"


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