The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.