The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..