The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Bernard Jenkin who today said Waterboarding is not torture.