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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Amanda Platell who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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