The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.