The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Nick Clegg who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..