Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.


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