Conservative head office has today said "kill the commie swine".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen young single mothers involved in smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to young single mothers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Young single mothers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.