The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..