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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees listening to loud music was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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