The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.