The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..