The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of A homeowner, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..