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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was John Major who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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