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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was John Major who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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