With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more the politically correct Islington lefties have been reading the works of Karl Marx?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into the politically correct Islington lefties - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Reading the works of Karl Marx must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by the politically correct Islington lefties.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about the politically correct Islington lefties, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".