The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to hoodies helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..