Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of helping so-called migrants has been perpetrated by Jeremy Corbyn fans.

The Mail can reveal that Jeremy Corbyn fans are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of the Jeremy Corbyn fans, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".