The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..