The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders setting fire to libraries was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..